smallest

he used to be our smallest friend

but now he's rather large

he used to chill with all the lads

but now he's far to fast;

to escape along the back alleys

along sheffields hidden walls

a secret passage straight to greigs 

where he think's he can't be caught

but then i saw him, with a sewer rat
it was like they were almost friends
creeping, crawling, slyly stalking
drives me round the bend
so out I run, i'm not scared no more
and I put him on the spot
what u hanging with herbert for?

have u lost the fucking plot?