ROB FRANCE

BE YOU ALIVE OR NOT MY FRIEND?

smalley we are sooooo fucking sorryyy

AFTER SHOWING A PROMISING AMOUNT OF VOTES IN THE POLL, I THINK WE WILL ALLOW GREIGY BACK INTO OUR LIVES IF SHE APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A SILLY SLUT AND PROMISES NEVER TO FUCK ANY OF YOUR MATES EVER AGAIN

OH AND IF YOU ADMIT YOU LOVE HER. PROPERLY THIS TIME, THEN WE WON'T PUT THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE OF YOU CALLING HER A MINGING BOY IN JOELS ROOM

I'm so high I could eat a star

aint no gravity that i've seen

that could hold me down

time to choose badman

team greigy

or

team save smalleys soul

ratatattat

clean me u cunt im fucking filthy

dunno why smalleys doin a security guard course

he couldnt apprehend a disabled anorexic 7 year old if his life depended on it

WHAT THE FUCKKK

i'm fucking outraged

word on the street is smalleys been sayin every1 has calmed down rinsing him about his boygirlfriend.

I can confirm that this is utter bullshit, the only reason people stopped rinsing him about his deflated piece of waffle pie sandwich  girlfriend is cos they never fucking saw him this summer cos he spent his time hiding in a flea ridden cesspit playin dirt 3 with declan
Who the fuck wants to see a video of smalley rinsing his own bird? cos im pretty sure we've got it on joels computer. wait til bud bmx drops mate cos u've fucked it

minger of the month

pale

i wanna eat this shit whole

lets get stoned and then go home and get stoned

welcome to acid hell, which portal do u wanna go through?

you are being infinitely watched
i i i

Cunt Gallery #3

this fucking paedos stole my glasses

cunt!

aint no black in the union jack so why dont you just..

stay because black people are obviously fucking cooler than white people u racist fucks

now pass me that motherfucking joint my negro brother

meet greig

someone call fucking pest control 

danny gettin a nice glimpse of bumhole there

more gay shit fuck sake

cba being a buddhist cba learning to meditate

think ill take the pathetic and easy option

the healing of the nation

free your mind

and

free you soul.

barely afford the produce

but

still find the time to roll.

& a rizla might suffice, but its unlikely to get me there

i'll use a sheet of the bible, cos it's better than the prayer

i love sexy old men in trunks