ROB FRANCE

BE YOU ALIVE OR NOT MY FRIEND?

smalley we are sooooo fucking sorryyy

AFTER SHOWING A PROMISING AMOUNT OF VOTES IN THE POLL, I THINK WE WILL ALLOW GREIGY BACK INTO OUR LIVES IF SHE APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A SILLY SLUT AND PROMISES NEVER TO FUCK ANY OF YOUR MATES EVER AGAIN

OH AND IF YOU ADMIT YOU LOVE HER. PROPERLY THIS TIME, THEN WE WON'T PUT THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE OF YOU CALLING HER A MINGING BOY IN JOELS ROOM

I'm so high I could eat a star

aint no gravity that i've seen

that could hold me down

time to choose badman

team greigy

or

team save smalleys soul

ratatattat

clean me u cunt im fucking filthy

dunno why smalleys doin a security guard course

he couldnt apprehend a disabled anorexic 7 year old if his life depended on it

WHAT THE FUCKKK

i'm fucking outraged

word on the street is smalleys been sayin every1 has calmed down rinsing him about his boygirlfriend.

I can confirm that this is utter bullshit, the only reason people stopped rinsing him about his deflated piece of waffle pie sandwich  girlfriend is cos they never fucking saw him this summer cos he spent his time hiding in a flea ridden cesspit playin dirt 3 with declan
Who the fuck wants to see a video of smalley rinsing his own bird? cos im pretty sure we've got it on joels computer. wait til bud bmx drops mate cos u've fucked it

minger of the month

pale

i wanna eat this shit whole

lets get stoned and then go home and get stoned

welcome to acid hell, which portal do u wanna go through?

you are being infinitely watched
i i i

Cunt Gallery #3

this fucking paedos stole my glasses

cunt!

aint no black in the union jack so why dont you just..

stay because black people are obviously fucking cooler than white people u racist fucks

now pass me that motherfucking joint my negro brother

meet greig

someone call fucking pest control 

danny gettin a nice glimpse of bumhole there

more gay shit fuck sake

cba being a buddhist cba learning to meditate

think ill take the pathetic and easy option

the healing of the nation

free your mind

and

free you soul.

barely afford the produce

but

still find the time to roll.

& a rizla might suffice, but its unlikely to get me there

i'll use a sheet of the bible, cos it's better than the prayer

i love sexy old men in trunks

the human icecream

ahahhahahhahha

*semi human

bobbys love den

quick bum bum in the phonebox again was it

i could never figure out whether i wanted to be an ice cream man or a pirate

fuckin need this job now

On a scale of 0 to Anne Boleyn how off your head were you last night?

what the fuck

whos coming to uganda then?

im gunna ride a bike down the death highway to the equator and have a tab

whos onnit

realllllyyyy

Bobbing bobby bobs his head above the bobbing shore
Catch the waves and ride the tide to pick up the worlds last draw
Find some drifting cork and float or you'll end up in the morgue
As salted sea will gush like rivers down a stale and stagnant course

Swim, survive, panic and cry. up the english coast
Just bring me back a wrap of smack and a slice of soggy toast

c.w.jones.2011

alex hunt get down from there!

probs cropped the pic cos hes actually 2 inch off the floor

u aint ready doe

if i ant already lost it

trust its gunna happen
shes eatin away at my brain
so i better do summat quick

geezer krew

 back when sheffield had a soul

and the guys were frickin geezers

B B B B

bringbackbigben

great arms for motorcycling

easier than cycling cos its got a motor 

or if ur angry u can call it motocross. 

bottled life for a female

FUCK GREIG
AND FUCK ALL UR OTHER GIRLFRIENDS THEYRE SHIT

being in love is pathetic,
and it aint a drug, u cant neck it
and it certainly aint never got me high
it just made me ill, diabetic
vet it
kill it
put the bitch to sleep
twisted thoughts
im a twisted creep
drown her,
strangle,
put the bitch to sleep
twisted thoughts
you're the twisted creep
thats you
her
everyone between
jaws clamp down on
rejected cliques
war in the middle of a desperate street
married to a girl that you've yet to meet

no heat

its getting colder
summat on my shoulder
aint no chip, its a mother fucking boulder
you've been young
but you've never been older
cant learn shit from a man thats vulgar

exception..

when i speak
listen,
shut your mind down and melt
ive yet to feel a fucking thing for years,
but i know that i've felt

help.

bazzabear

happy bear day 2 you

happy bear day 2 you

happy bear 2 bazzZzZZZzaaaAA

happy bear day 2 me

you.

us.

things are going swimmingly

GAWD BLESS OUR LIZZY

BY APPOINTMENT TO
HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN
SUPPLIERS OF  PUBLIC BATTERING
BATTER SMALLEY LTD, SHEFFIELD

kickin off

words of advice

Remember kids, 
if a stranger offers you drugs, say thank you, 
because drugs are expensive these days.

got lude

blog inside a blog inside a blog inside a blog. lude dude

or this one..

he probably won't like this one then...

this post appears to have annoyed herbert...

he appears to have deleted me?????????????

update on cheesus christ

i've just met up with cheesus christ

and lets just say... hes a pretty cool guy!

the mind of kyle williams take four

on fire

this blog is soooo aesthetically pleasing.

I LOVE THE COLOURS

my accomplice who helped me steal smalleys bud on a daily basis

his names gully and hes gully as fuck

fit ladies email us yea?

a bud bmx production, in co-operation with batter smalley distribution, in co-operation with the Ukranian film council & with thanks to ketty chris for funding wallers 7 week trip via mephedrone sales.

my career as an author is almost certainly over

i didn't sell a single copy :(

blog of the year award goes to.....

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

YESSSSSSSSSSS