big ben big ben big ben big ben big ben big ben

dreamy

battered and scarred

smalls ideal toothbrush

mmm clean

throwin up tab ends

standard

joke of the week

knock knock,

whos there?

smalley..

lol.

smalley shags like a..

found us an ideal brothel like

not quite hugh hefner mate

cabbage brain mariah soothing

i think we all know where the entrance is..

jogger of the month

 

 apparently the only one that turned up to watch this race?

windproof skinge with the skinn

aka the elephant man

the allonby & knott car washing party

 

like an ann summers party but for washin yer car

mental

not scared & never cared

fort u said that ket werent doin nowt?

  

the house of rats

dig yourself a grave

my old mans in the taliban

smalley plucks his monobrow

 

tweezer krew

addict

 

takin twos off a small child

fucking disgrace

Recipe for batter

Egg.

Milk.

Flour.

U know what to do with it.

Deep fry that stinkin cunt smalley

Ludal crustations, zero patience

Im a bad mother fucker.

Man im bad to the marrowbone.

Kill smalley, kill his wife

And claim the heir to the throne.

Whos next

Whos best

Whos rock solid

And whos fucking wet

I eat my dinner naked

You still wear a vest

I smoke weed for the oven style bake

You toke dutty spliffs for greigys sake

Greed. Or Greggs

Or Smalleys teeth.

Kfc chicken

Or a salad in your face.

ThAts waste

chaos emerald bud

robotniks draws are fukin wank

northbound u pricks smalley get ready hammer fists cumin ur way

FUCK SOMALIANS

AND THEIR WEIRD LITTLE FUCKING PEANUT SHAPED HEADS

i usually just drink out the bottle

a large glass of smalleys blood. fucked up cunt

such an excellent side profile

great nose, great lips, really great fingers

dave mirra

ere mate ive got some new pills

sound man what are they?

barack obama's......

errrr

gimmie 5 obamas

bretts favourite drink

good advert for primark

doesn't look as yellow in the dark

hungry?

din dins

blunts only policy

batter smalls clothing store

http://battersmalley.spreadshirt.co.uk/

i'm gettin the band tee me

just what does she want with smalley?

first off she loves using him for her photography. hes such a great model. so handsome and clean
not to mention the fact she makes him go to SHIT art exhibitions he dont wanna go to

if a drug dealer dont answer phone

its fucking obvious.

you just smash loads of fuckin bottles at his window until he wakes up

4 gram layon mertttttt plz

im kind of a big deal round ere

watch ur back u sweaty mosher

smalleys self portrait

full recede at birth

message to all landlords.

LIFES A BITCH